smack that ass from 8 feet away
Most kids on this website don’t even know what this is
That’s a coffee table
- January 2013: this will be my year
- December 2013: maybe not.
me attending social events
you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever
when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering
Black Friday Sext: My pants are 90% off.
im gonna need to see ur license and regist- oh gosh mr washington i apologize have a nice day sir
i was high as fuck last night
NASA Rejection Letter